At last! What you’ve all been waiting for - a dancing monkey for your phone! The one and only Chimp you can Pimp!
Select his clothes from the sliding wardrobe, choosing your fav yoof uniform - get him dressed for the disco, styled for the street, or made over for the mosh pit. The choice is yours. Or if you can’t decide use the pimp’n’mix feature just by shaking the phone.
Emo. Metal Head, B-boy, Chav or maybe you’d like to dress him like the queen of the disco! Pimpy won’t mind, ‘cause all he wants to do is dance. Pimpy’s so hyped, he’ll even dance naked!
When he’s dressed to thrill, pick his dance mode, play some music and away he’ll go, dancing ‘till your music stops. He’s so dance crazy, he’ll even do his thing if you sing! Or busting moves to your beatbox beats. I once caught him groovin’ in a lecture to the snotty sounds of a student snoring! No matter what the sound, this Chimp’s gettin’ down.
But, wait, you’re thinking ‘a chimp I can do all that with!!!’ Well come here sucker, there’s more to this Monkey that wants to get funky! This Ape’s going places. You can take him to his jungly tree house, make him get down in the disco, bust moves on the street or get him head banging in front of a speaker stack. Pimpy won’t mind where you put him, as long as he can swing and do his thing!
“Pimp Da Chimp is Planet of The Apes meets Saturday Night Fever after colliding with South Park on the way home from the club! “ Well said, fool. I couldn’t have said it better myself, ‘cept mine woulda bin shorter. “Don’t be a sap... and download this app.”